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Mets Cut Ollie Perez! YAHOOO
Posted by: | CommentsThe Mets finally made the decision today to cut Oliver Perez from the team and eat his $12 million dollar salary. The decision came this morning from Sandy Alderson who said it wasn’t a hard decision because Perez simply had not performed well at all during spring and pitched his way out of any chances he was to be given.
Would like to say you will be missed, but…… you won’t. It’s sad because I used to be a big Ollie P fan going back to his days in San Diego when he was dominant. He is just not the same pitcher anymore and this was the right decision.
Alderson has been making all the right, smart decisions so far and now the last decision he has left to make will be the starting second base job. So far through one winter though I have no complaints and commend what he has done for this team and organization as a whole.
P.S. How funny is it that Luis Castillo is now a member of the Phillies. Haha great day for the Mets. I really hope Castillo makes the team so he can drop a pop up and let the Mets win.
Oliver Perez Thinks This is a Joke
Posted by: | CommentsReading Oliver Perez‘s quotes after his awful performance in spring training today, in which he went 2 innings giving up 4 runs on 4 hits and 3 walks (although he did strikeout 3), had be cracking up. I don’t see how he can be taking his job serious when he says things like this.
“I think the second inning, they took more pitches, and I think most of the pitches were around the home plate,” said Perez. “But when it was a real good pitch with two strikes, they took it. And that’s why I walked those three guys. … They took really goods [at-bats], and sometimes you have to tip your hat.”
“Because in the past week, we’ve been working hard, and I think everybody is kind of tired a little bit, because it was very sunny,” he said.
Really? You are blaming it on the sun and being a little tired. This was a 2 inning stint not a 6+ inning start. I’m sure it was the sun’s fault you got smacked around and not the blazing 84 mph fastball you were sporting. Even Jamie Moyer was laughing at Ollie’s velo today. It was also a good idea to tip your hat to the amazing talents of Alex Gonzalez, David Ross, and Joe Mather who were walked back-to-back-to-back in the 4th inning for taking pitches. Going out on a hunch and saying they didn’t swing the bats because you have worse control than the pitchers in the Little league World Series. He better not be on the roster opening day or I will scream.
Olliejandro Lyrics
Posted by: | CommentsI know that you’re not young anymore.
And I know you may want it.
But I just can’t watch you pitch like this anymore.
Olliejandro.
He’s got his head
up his ass.
And he can’t throw a strike,
Won’t throw a strike
He lost all velocity.
Hasta el culo
He throws pitches down the middle.
Down the middle.
The fans can’t stand you boy.
Hot like Mexico, retire.
At this point there’s no other choice,
your career is done.
Don’t cheer his name.
Don’t cheer his name, Olliejandro.
You suck at managing .
You suck at managing, Manuel.
Can’t make a good decision, can’t manage a team.
Why is Ollie still in the rotation?
You suck at managing .
You suck at managing, Manuel.
Ollilejandro.
Olloejandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro. [2x]
(Just stop. Please. Just leave the team. Olliejandro. Just leave the team.)
He’s not broken,
He just can’t pitch.
But he cries like a baby, like a baby.
blames his poor command on the weather on the weather.
Now he’s gonna pitch in five days, gonna be just as bad.
We know that you try, but.
Hot like Mexico, retire.
At this point there’s no other choice,
no other choice.
Don’t cheer his name.
Don’t cheer his name, Olliejandro.
You suck at managing .
You suck at managing, Manuel.
Can’t make a good decision, can’t manage a team.
Why is Jose batting third?
You suck at managing .
You suck at managing, Manuel.
Olliejandro.
Olliejandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro. [2x]
Don’t pitch anymore.
Don’t pitch anymore. Olliejandro
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.
Keep the ball in the park.
Keep the ball in the park, Olliejandro.
Can’t manage a team, can’t make a good decision. Manuel.
Don’t cheer his name.
Don’t cheer his name, Olliejandro.
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.
Can’t make a good decision, can’t manage a team.
Why is GMJ still on the team?
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.
Olliejandro.
Olliejandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro.
Ollie-ollie-jandro. [2x]
Don’t cheer his name.
Don’t cheer his name, Olliejandro.
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.
Can’t make a good decision, can’t manage a team.
Thanks for campaigning to get Mejia in the pen.
You suck at managing.
You suck at managing, Manuel.
Olliejandro.
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